50 Ways to Eat Cock

Author: Adrienne N. Hew
Publisher: Savor the Journey, LLC
ISBN: 148259143X
Format: PDF, ePub
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This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions "How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark Show Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift! * If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

What the F Should I Drink

Author: Zach Golden
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 0762449071
Format: PDF, ePub
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75 hilariously profane drinking recipes with unique page prompts and humorous descriptions using easy ingredients and simple directions.

50 Ways to Eat Your Honey

Author: Adrienne N. Hew, CN
Publisher: Savor the Journey, LLC
ISBN: 1500681156
Format: PDF, Kindle
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"For everything you ever wanted to know about the world's healthiest sweetener, don't miss 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey by Adrienne Hew. Interesting information and great recipes!" - Sally Fallon Morell, President The Weston A. Price Foundation Author, Nourishing Traditions Modern sweeteners are the scourge of modern society, but there is one alluring sweet treat that has stood the test of time. Able to inspire poets and statesmen and conjure up sensual feelings, Honey -- REAL Honey -- has the ability to nourish, heal and comfort us. Contrasting her wildly popular tome, 50 Ways to Eat Cock, Certified Nutritionist Adrienne Hew's 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey: Healthy Honey Recipes for Mastering the Art of Honeylingus explores this decidedly feminine traditional food like you've never seen before. Join her on her journey from Honey virgin to deflowered aficionado while learning about the secrets of the hive and the crisis facing the bees. This book will give you not only 50 sumptuous ways to eat your Honey, but you will also discover the best ways to use Honey for maximum nutrition, heal internal and external wounds, and how to tell the real thing from impostors. It will change the way you look at Honey forever!

What the F Should I Make for Dinner

Author: Zach Golden
Publisher: Running Press
ISBN: 0762443677
Format: PDF, ePub
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Don't know what to make for dinner? Is every evening an occasion for duress and deliberation? No more! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? gets everyone off their a**es and in the kitchen. Derived from the incredibly popular website, whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com, the book functions like a “Choose your own adventure” cookbook, with options on each page for another f*@#ing idea for dinner. With 50 recipes to choose from, guided by affrontingly creative navigational prompts, both meat-eaters and vegetarians can get cooking and leave their indecisive selves behind.

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Author: Pouline Reage
Publisher: Clarkson Potter
ISBN: 0385345224
Format: PDF, Mobi
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A wryly whimsical culinary parody of E. L. James' Fifty Shades trilogy combines epicurean double entendres, 50 chicken recipes and the story of a young free-range chicken who finds herself at the mercy of a kinky and dominating chef, in a parody that includes such dishes as "Sticky (Chicken) Fingers" and "Bound Wings."

Fifty Shades of Bacon

Author: Benjamin Myhre
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781479129836
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Fifty Shades of Bacon is an erotic cookbook that delves into the full bacon experience. Ok, it is not erotic at all, but it is a tongue in cheek delivery of some great bacon recipes. Everything from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo. If you are into bacon, want an interesting conversation piece or are looking for a present for the meat lover in your life, this title is for you. This is a softcover book that has 62 pages and 50 recipes.

How Not to Be a Dick

Author: Meghan Doherty
Publisher: Zest Books
ISBN: 1936976129
Format: PDF
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On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too.Essential (and emotionally intelligent) etiquette tips are packaged here alongside hilarious "Dick and Jane"-style illustrations. Laugh and learn.

Booty Food

Author: Jacqui Malouf
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN: 1582342636
Format: PDF, Mobi
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A cookbook and relationship guide celebrates the aphrodisiac qualities of food with more than seventy recipes designed to complement each stage of a love affair, from first date to long-term relationship.

Natural Harvest

Author: Paul Photenhauer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781481227049
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

A Practical Guide to Racism

Author: C. H. Dalton
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1592404308
Format: PDF
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A whimsical and irreverent evaluation of the world's diverse populations, written pseudonymously by the fictional son of an elitist family, argues in support of supremacist belief systems while diminishing the sufferings of minority groups. Reprint.